Tuesday, October 8, 2013

The Fatness that is Ray


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But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.
Deuteronomy 32: 15
The truth is often not pretty. Yes, I am a scone or two shy of 300 pounds. Naomi and I joined WeightWatchers. She is going to lose 25 or 30 pounds, while I have 100 to go. In the  first week I lost over 3 pounds, so that is nice. I have some notes on my first week of counting points:
  1. Chinese food is not diet food. Just because you’re hungry in two hours doesn’t mean there are not 50 points in that plate of Sweat and Sour.
  2. Healthy is only healthy in small or normal size portions.
  3. Nothing in Keva Juice is healthy – see 2 above.
  4. Gravy is of the Devil.
  5. Don’t go to Karls Jr, Burger King or McDonalds.
  6. Subway can work, but it takes a bunch of points.
  7. Buy a pizza, give half of it away to the neighbors. 12 points a slice.
Hopefully the next photo won’t be so painful. And perhaps I’ll have a better scripture to go with it.