Blowmar and other bad product names

I am about to go get my colonoscopy, and I can hardly wait. After the last 38 hours of fasting and a "cleansing" procedure that we shall never speak of again, I'm ready for some serious sedation and to put this behind me.

However, the "cleanse" got me thinking about bad names for laxatives. Lack of sleep probably helped too.

Blowmar
PooGoo
TurboLax (from dumb and dumber)
Morning Thunder
Bowels O Gel
Damn, that was fast
JellyPants
Liquefaction
MaxLax
GoTime
OMG