Good Morning Dad ...

Ever have one of those days that just starts out wrong?

Picture a normal day, get up, shower, shave, brush your teeth. Normal. What is that odd taste? Its not minty or fresh. My gums are going numb. This is not 'Sensodyne', the tube is the same size, it is the right place, it has the same flip top, it is 10% Cortisone cream. That wasn't in my medicine cabinet, really it wasn't, and the toothpaste is nowhere to be seen.

Yuck!

You can't tell me he didn't know exactly what he was doing, Down Syndrome, Autism, OCD my ass, he's been faking it for the last 21 years just to get me with this gag. And I do mean gag.